Today’s Presidential Punch Line comes to us from Doug McMurry;
“So a Mormon, a pizza salesman, and a Texas governor walk into a bar…..
The Mormon says, “I’ll have an O’Douls.”
The pizza salesman says, “I’ll have a Godfather, except make mine a 9-9-9, nine ounces of Amaretto, nine ounces of Scotch, over nine ice cubes…”
“Whoa!” says the governor, “That’s a fancy, Texas-size drink.”
The salesman says, “Yea, I was going to order a Scotch on the rocks, but… I thought you’d just paint over my rocks….”
Now before you react, please keep in mind that scientists have found that four in ten people laugh at bad jokes………Ba dum tssshhh. Just kidding. Thanks to Doug for his submission.
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