Iowa Last Minute Insanity

Ron Paul Buys Bachmann’s Campaign Chair

Bachmann campaign chair in Iowa, Kent Sorensen, has jumped ship as Bachmann becomes the latest candidate to contract the deadly disease AIDES.  AIDES (former aides to be exact) have already helped bring down Herman Cain’s campaign and have hurt Newt Gingrich’s campaign.  Now, with Sorensen opting for the bigger paycheck at the Paul campaign, Bachmann looks like a jury member on Survivor trying to pontificate about injustice, honor, lies and blindsides.  Welcome to politics.

Huntsman Disses Iowa

“They pick corn in Iowa. They pick presidents in New Hampshire.” Who would say something like that? Obviously a candidate who knows they have no hope of winning the Iowa caucus, and doesn’t seem to really care about Iowa in the general election either.  Huntsman would have done much better for himself to just say “We are focusing our efforts on New Hampshire.” and leave it at that.  Of course, this may help explain why Huntsman, an only slightly more moderate clone of Mitt Romney on most issues, is barely surviving on the crumbs that fall from Romney’s feast in the polls.

Coulter’s Temporary Insanity

Ann Coulter is in love with Mitt Romney.  And she obviously is no fan of Newt Gingrich.  In recent articles, she has accused Newt of being everything from pro-choice to big government, to being behind the bailouts of Freddie Mac.  Of course, all of this is Bachmann style campaign hyperbole and exaggeration at best.  Then Coulter let out a real shocker: she prefers Ron Paul to Newt Gingrich.  What??

Somewhere in a closet, the real Ann Coulter is tied up with duct tape over her mouth mumbling for this evil clone to let her out.  Meanwhile, Barack Obama and the media, who have convinced us that only Mitt Romney can beat Obama in 2012, are laughing all the way to re-election while Republicans fall for the same premise they did in 2008: vote for the candidate you think can win, not the candidate you really want.

What else would explain Coulter’s blanket acceptance and love for a former Massachusetts liberal who ran on a pro-choice platform, gave Massachusetts Romneycare, and voted for Paul Tsongas while she is treating a conservative who reformed welfare, reigned in Bill Clinton, and led Republicans to their first majority in the House in 40 years as a raving liberal.  What is it that the rest of us don’t know about Newt Gingrich?

Aides: A Terminal Campaign Disease

In the most recent Aides outbreak, it is difficult to see who will be affected more: Newt Gingrich or Rick Perry.

Rick Perry has two campaign aides who have put together an ebook attacking Newt Gingrich’s wife.  Tom Brevan and Carl Cannon are two former Newt aides who jumped ship and went to Perry’s campaign after Newt decided to take a May cruise with his wife Callista.  At the time, it was seen as the early demise of the Newt campaign.  But Newt recovered from Aides and is now occupying the top seat in the polls.

Now, those former aides are attacking Newt and his family in a new book that is filled with what the Huffington Post describes as “intense…vitriol”.

Will this actually help Perry’s floundering campaign?  Doubtful.  If anything it may give Obama ammunition in the general election, just as Cain’s sexual harassment allegations have.  In fact, Cain at first blamed his former aides who had gone over to Perry’s campaign for the harassment allegations.  This outright attack on Callista Gingrich by former Newt, now current Perry aides throws fuel on that speculative fire.

Overall, this is part of a greater media attack on Newt as the new front runner, that includes trying to tie him in to extravagant spending by Freddie Mac.  However, the AP Headlines don’t tell how long ago Newt consulted for the failed quasi government mortgage giant, or that one of the reasons they failed is because they failed to take his advice.

In the end, this spitball attack on Newt Gingrich will reflect poorly on Rick Perry, who needs find a way to get his Aides under control.

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