This Just In: White House Blames Hurricane Sandy On a Movie Released Back in August

Bookmark and Share  With the devastating force of a superstorm developing from a combination of weather fronts linking forces with Hurricane Sandy approaching the North Eastern United States, the White House is insisting that the deadly storm is entirely the result of a violent supernatural reaction to the release of the movie “2016: Obama’s America” back in August.

According to White House Press Secretary Jay Carney;

“This storm is in response to a video, a film that we have judged to be unfair and damaging to the President’s reelection.”

Compulsive liar Stephanie Cutter, the President’s Deputy Campaign Manager, issued an alternative excuse for the dangerously powerful force of nature that is about to overwhelm the entire NorthEast quadrant of the nation from Virginia to Maine and New Jersey to Michigan.  Outside of a studio where President Obama was tapping his latest in-depth interview with Bravo’s Andy Cohen for the network’s nightly talk show Watch What Happens, Cutter blamed the storm on George H. W. Bush.  According to Cutter;

There is evidence that this storm is directly related to George Bush’s presidency.  I tend to agree with former Secretary of State Madeline Albright who put just right when she “Democrats should blame George W. Bush forever for the nation’s problems”.

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#BarackWasSoPoor: Michelle Obama’s Speech Gives Birth to a Whole New Category of Jokes

Bookmark and Share  The first night of the Democratic National Convention provided liberals with a lot of Obam-like false hope for the reelection of their earth healing, sea slaying messiah.  From Newark Mayor Corey Booker, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick and Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley, diehard Democrats were given plenty of red meat as they offered statistical half truths and downright distortions of history and the Obama record.  Then there was the Lilith Fair section of the night where a cavalcade of hypocritical liberal women took to the stage to deliver a hypocritically  anti-feminist message that essentially argued women are helpless without government in control of their lives and the lives of their families.

Then came the competitions.

While Republicans served up Hispanic speakers such as New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez, Nevada Governor Brian Sandoval, Texas Senate candidate Ted Cruz, Florida Senator Marco and other rising stars in their Party, Democrats did their best to upstage the G.O.P. with an even longer list of liberal Hispanic speakers.  In addition to Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa who chairs the convention, the DNC featured the young Hispanic Mayor of San Antonio, Texas, Julian Castro.

On it’s own Castro’s speech was a solid statement of Democratic dogma which nailed the left’s dependency on government by mixing it with the American dream and making big government the source of that dream.  For those on the left it was an inspiring articulation of their principles.  But for those of us who believe that the American dream is based not upon government but rather upon personal freedom and liberty and an opportunity society, Castro’s speech was a watered down version of the speech Marco Rubio delivered last week when he introduced Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney at the G.O.P. convention in Tampa.

Both men focussed on the plight of their immigrant parents and grandparents but coming after Marco Rubio’s speech, Castro’s keynote seemed to simply mimic Rubio’s.  The most notable occasion came when Julian Castro remarked that his mother held a mop so that someday he could hold the microphone that he was addressing convention goers from.  On Thursday night Marco Rubio put it this way;  “My father stood behind that bar in the back of room so that someday I could stand behind this podium at the front of the room.”

But after the DNC turned the night into a competition of which Party had leaders who came from poorer immigrant roots than the other, Michelle Obama took to the stage to deliver a speech that tried to take control on the market on which Party had the presidential candidate who was raised under the poorest conditions.

Last Tuesday, Ann Romney told listeners about how when she and Mitt were married they moved in to a small basement apartment where they ate off an ironing board that doubled as their kitchen table and how they sat at a desk that was a door which straddled atop two saw horses.  Last night Michelle Obama told listeners a story about how when she was first married, Barack Obama’s best pair of shoes were half a size too small, and how in their first apartment the two of them sat in front of a coffee table which Barack found in the dump.  She spoke of the two having a crushing college tuition debt and how in trheir first car she could see the tar  of the road pass beneath them.

From the onset it became quite obvious that the Obama’s did not want people to think that the Romney’s were ever poorer than them.  For the Romney’s the telling of the humble beginnings of their marriage was designed to convey a sense of a man who is self-made and who understands how people struggle with the responsibilities of life.  It was a necessary move to humanize Mitt Romney in the face of a liberal class warfare strategy being waged by the President and his supporters.  But the Obama’s were obviously threatened by Ann’s ability to portray Romney as a man who created his own wealth.  So Michelle told Americans a story about an impoverished young man who picked himself up by his own bootstraps to become a champion of the poor.

In the wake of Ann Romney’s speech, the rekindled Obama narrative was so pronounced that it sparked a new hashtag specifically for jokes about how Barack Obama was.  A visit to #BarackWasSoPoor on Twitter now show tens of thousands tweets mocking Michelle’s attempt to lay the groundwork for her husband’s next round of class warfare.  There you will find  such gems as #BarackWasSoPoor  He could only afford to date composite women”, and #BarackWasSoPoor that he is making up for it now spending your money”.  Another example of the creative spin on the theme came from LiberalsRdouchebags who wrote; #BarackWasSoPoor he wants to turn America into a 3rd world country so he feels at home”.

The reaction which led to this new line of political humor was a direct response to the utterly ridiculous premise that Michelle tried to create for her husband regarding his background.  Contrary to the Dickens-like portrayal we saw from the First Lady on Monday, both Barack and Michelle Obama were actually raised in conditions that were far from what could be described as impoverished.  Michelle attended a magnate school for Chicago’s rich and famous called Whitney Young.  At the same time, young master Barack was not exactly running around in the tough poverty riddled streets of Hawaii.  Instead, back when his mother was earning a $160,000 a year salary, he was hidden behind the sheltered walls of Punahou,  a private preparatory school comprised of Hawaii’s blue blooded elitists.    That is hardly a convincing argument when trying to demonstrate how in touch with the average middle class American the President is.  But they were also facts which were deleted from the First Lady’s speech last night.

Meanwhile as the spontaneous flow of the internet’s maze of social networks began to flood the web with a mix of negative and positive reactions to the introductory night of the Democratic National Convention, the mainstream media mainly gushed with praise of the entire first night of the convention.  Few if any news outlets produced true news stories that lacked any spin or featured “fact check” headlines which clarified the First Lady’s mischaracterizations of some kind of less than humble beginnings that she and her husband shared.  Instead what we saw from the lamestream media was unequivocal high praise for every word, distortion, and misleading message the left fed to voters.

The liberal dominated pre-fabricated news media even saw fit to attempt to proclaim that Democrats in Charlotte were much more enthusiastic and energized by their convention than Republicans who attended their own convention in Tampa.

CNN political reporter Peter Hamby, tweeted the following;

To which I replied ;

Other media outlets ranging from MSNBC and their merry masters of misinformation including Ed Schultz, Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow echoed similar sentiments and so did those at Al Gore’s dyeing cable station Current, where disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer claimed the energy at the DNC far surpassed the energy level he believed that Republicans had at the RNC.   No one is quite certain what those assertions were based upon other than the wishful thinking of demoralized leftists who are in desperate search of good news for the President’s reelection effort.  But the truth flies in the face of wishful Democrats who would like us to believe that Republicans are not very enthusiastic about their presidential ticket.  As usual the fact indicate just the opposite of what liberals propose to be true.  Poll after poll has shown that Republicans are more enthusiastic about their presidential ticket than are Democrats with the Obama/Biden ticket.

And to add insult to injury for Obama boosters, political analyst Charlie Cook has demonstrated that Democrats are suffering from multiple enthusiasm gaps.  The two most noticeable manifestations of this problem for the President exists among Hispanic and young voters, two of the groups most responsible for President Obama’s 7% margin of victory in the popular vote during the 2008 election. That spells trouble for Democrats and it also explains the need for leftists media mouthpieces to argue that Republicans are not as supportive of Romney as Democrats are of President Obama.

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Trunkline 2012: Wednesday’s Wit and Words from the Campaign Trail

  • Mick 2012; The Republican candidate the G.O.P. is waiting for?
  • Chris Christie’s path to the presidency. ” Hard, but hardly impossible”
  • Rick Perry releases the names of 27 New Hampshire legislators who have endorsed his presidential candidacy.
  • Former Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman endorses Mitt Romney
  • Is Newt really campaigning? His team says he’s gearing up
  • Herman Cain wows voters in Florida
  • Barack Obama’s Fascist Economy
  • How the G.O.P. will nominate their candidate
  • Five presidential campaigns sign on to new advertising platform
  • What President Obama really said in his speech to a joint session of Congress proposing a jobs bill
  • While the media is only just covering the mischevious online linkage between Rick Santorum’s name and sexually explicit images and language when his name is googled, White House 2012 covered it  the story last year.  Come on MSM.  Get with the program!

Obamacare: 4 Doctors Talk Politics!

Bookmark and Share  An Israeli doctor said,

“Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor said

“That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor said,

“In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said

“Hah! We took an asshole out of Illinois, put him in the White House and half the country has been looking for work ever since.”

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Take the Republican Movie Test

What’s your favorite movie?

Bookmark and Share     Searching for some objective way to understand why people like or dislike something can be quite hard to do. There exist an infinitesimal number of factors that shape individual opinions and tastes But two new studies reveal some astonishing findings when it comes to musical and theatrical taste. In regards to music, in additional to cultural factors it has been proven that harmonic arrangements and rhythm patterns are two critical features that either draw listeners in or drive them away.

But when it comes to visual arts, specifically within the area of motion pictures, a recent study by the newly created, and federally funded U.S. Department of Visual Arts has not found it easty to prove what exactly attracts people to different movies. However researchers at the DVA have stumbled upon a formula that can predict your favorite movie

To prove this, White House 2012 invites you to take the following movie test.  It is almost as quick and easy as President Obama is with federal spending and takes but only a minute………………….

   Follow the simple formula below to discover how accurate it is for yourself .  

Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1 through 9

Multiply it by 3 

Add 3

Multiply by 3 again

 Add the two digits of your answer .

Now click here to be taken the White House 2012 test results page.

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Presidential Punch Lines: White House 2012 Jokes and Pokes

Bookmark and Share White House 2012 is proud to introduce a new category of posts called Presidential Punch Lines.

Until Inauguration Day in 2013, Presidential Punch Lines will be poking some fun at the individual who is sticking us with more government, more spending and less freedom, our President, Barack Obama.Whether we like him or not, he is our nation’s President and at the very leasrt, the office he holds warrants respects. But that respect does not make him or the office of President immune from some good natured humor. And our humor is not just limited to him. His friends in elected office, (Republicans and Democrats alike) and at the DNC are also open to being joked about. If they have anything to do with the White House, they are all fair game.

White House 2012 Mug: Each month, it will be awarded to the individual who sends in the the funniest original Presidential Punch Line material

Be it policy, personal qualities, or public faux pas, it’s all up for grabs here at Presidential Punch Lines. And while we will provide you with some of thehumor here, we hope to have you provide some it too. So White House 2012 would to welcome you to send in your own funny presidential jokes, cartoons, images, and videos. If you have materail that you would like to be considered for reproduction in White House 2012, send them to:

Tell us if it is your own original work and the name you would like to be publiclycredited by.

Each month, the best materail will receive a White House 2012 mug. (It may not be much but it’s something (Contrary to liberal impressions not all of us Republicans are rich by any definition they have this week)

So join White House 2012 in tickling some poitical funny bones and help us laugh at that which if we didn’t laugh about, we’d cry over.

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We’ll start you off with this little gem:

It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.

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